Thanksgiving: Something to Wine About
Oh, joy. You’re finally home, reunited with your family for the holidays. Yeah, you probably could be excited about seeing all your near and distant relatives, but really, you’re just thinking: Most...
View ArticleQuarter Life Crisis Problems: How Should a 25 Year Old Celebrate Thanksgiving...
Thanksgiving Eve is finally here. You just have to get through a couple hours of work and then it’s time to get wastey wastey for… the drunkest night of the year. Side note: I do not think Thanksgiving...
View ArticleWhat Thanksgiving is Really Like in Your 20s
It’s almost Thanksgiving which means a time to sleep, eat, and above all not go to work! But wait…it also means you have to travel and see your family... But you get to return to your hometown and see...
View ArticleForever Twenty Somethings Presents: The Post Holiday Hangover Party
Do you want to have an awesome time? Do you want to drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around soaking up each other’s awesomeness? Yes? Okay. Then come party with us!...
View Article10 Reasons Why “Saturday” is Better than “Friday”, According to Rebecca Black
“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday”. Just when you think you can get Friday out of your head, she’s back. Rebecca Black, perhaps known for her super catchy weekend anthem “Friday”, has a...
View Article20 Reasons Why Winter Is The WORST
Winter is the worst. THE WORST. And I’ve compiled the top 20 reasons why. Here you go: 1. You always having a stuffy nose. 2. When you wake up in the morning you don’t want to take the covers off...
View Article10 Most Annoying Holiday Social Media Posts
1. Elf on the Shelf Can someone explain to me what the purpose of this elf? What’s he do? What is his purpose? I really don’t get it – probably because I don’t have kids and aren’t hip to the max on...
View ArticleOur Top 10 Posts of 2013
We wrote a lot of great shit this year (duh). But minus the seasonal posts about Halloween, Thanksgiving, and the holidays, you guys seemed to like these 10 the best. So, in case you missed them, here...
View ArticleQuarter Life Crisis Problems: How Should Someone In Their Mid-20s Celebrate...
New Years Eve. The holiday that’s only purpose is to get you drunk and leave you standing outside, freezing your ass off trying to find a cab ride home that doesn’t exactly exist because everyone in...
View Article15 Things To Do When Stuck Inside Your Apartment
SoOoOoOoOo if you live in the North East like me chances are you’re hibernating from the awful season I like to call ‘Winter.’ Right now, it’s snowing – like a lot – and is negative degrees (that’s...
View Article6 Reasons You Should Be Watching HBO’s Girls
If you haven’t seen it yet, you’ve probably heard about it. And if you’re a 20-something going through a quarter life crisis (which you probably are if you are reading this right now), you should...
View ArticleHow To Distinguish What You Really Want From What You Think You Want
I always thought I was the type of person who knew what she wanted. When I was little, I used to write scripts in notebooks so I decided this meant I wanted to write scripts for a living. I took...
View Article10 Things You Have Accomplished In The Four Years Since You Graduated College
“It’s really amazing that the four of you have accomplished so little in the four years since college.” -Shoshana on HBO’s Girls. On May 23rd, I will officially have been a college graduate for four...
View Article15 Signs You Are “Messy, But Not Dirty”
1. When your best friend drops by unannounced this is their reaction: 2. You’ll get the urge to mop the floors, vacuum, and wipe down every surface…but then leave the cleaning supplies out for a month....
View Article10 Books for the Twenty-Something Reader
Between my full-time job, writing, my busy television schedule, and the occasional happy hour, I rarely have time to read. But over the past year, I’ve forced myself to delve into at least one novel a...
View ArticleWhat Is Up With Everyone Taking Baths?
When Girls first aired and Hannah kept getting naked in her bathtub with friends, I was like oh hey this is really weird. The getting naked and bathing with your friends part… then the eating while...
View Article11 Reasons Why Being in a Relationship on Valentines Day Totally Sucks
That’s right. I said it. Even if your Facebook says “In a Relationship” (and it’s not with your middle school bestie or a bottle of pinot noir), Valentine’s Day is the absolute worst. I know what...
View ArticleWhen People My Age Get Engaged, I Freak The F*ck Out
I grew up vacationing in two places: Disney World and Cape Cod. In Disney, we stayed at The Polynesian, the South Pacific themed resort with Tiki Torches manning every corner. The hotel was right on...
View ArticleNo Moping Zone: How to Celebrate You on Valentine’s Day
You’re single and that dreaded mid-February love fest is fast approaching. You don’t have a date, and you don’t want to go out with some random stranger. The pity invites have started flowing in. The...
View ArticleMy Life as Comedy Hour: How the Hell is “Spring Break” Almost Here?
You may be thinking, WTF? This bitch isn’t even in college anymore. Rude, but, yes, my friend, you are correct…I am no longer in college and therefore do not have a Spring Break. BUT that doesn’t stop...
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